Chapter 101: Is This Thing... Proper?

At the headquarters building of the Aileen Group.

At the far end of a dark, hidden corridor, Gu Jinxing and Hu Jiayao once again found the new recruit they had taken in: Zhang Tianyu, still slamming his head against the wall without stop.

Though he was a level three player, Zhang Tianyu’s armor stat was not high, only forty-two. Repeatedly smashing himself into a hard wall had split the swollen red skin on his forehead; blood ran all over his face, a sight enough to make anyone wince.

“Damn,” Hu Jiayao muttered, unable to help feeling the pain for him. “He’s only been left alone for a few hours and he’s turned into this. Could he have a concussion? If he turns into an idiot, are we still taking him into the guild?”

Gu Jinxing ignored the question. Time was tight. He quickly pulled a length of rope from his gear inventory, tied Zhang Tianyu up, and dragged him forcefully aside, then pointed with his chin at the place the other had been ramming his head against.

“Yao, smash the wall open.”

At that, Hu Jiayao immediately wiped the joking look from his face, pulled a huge iron hammer from his gear inventory, one that reached up to his waist, lifted it with both hands, and without another word brought it crashing down on the bloodstained spot where Zhang Tianyu had been banging his forehead.

With a thunderous boom, the wall shattered into pieces and collapsed inward.

The scene they had expected, with dust and powdered stone flying everywhere, did not appear.

The broken stones had not been glued together in any indestructible way. They had merely been stacked up like blocks to form a wall.

It seemed this wall had been built from the start for the sole purpose of being smashed.

Beyond the opening in the wall, about the height of a person, lay a dim room flickering with green light.

Hu Jiayao stared, hammer still raised. “This... there really was a secret room? Is this the hidden climax?”

As he spoke, he put the hammer away and lifted a foot, ready to step into the room.

“Wait!”

Gu Jinxing called him from behind.

Hu Jiayao drew back the foot he had already lifted. “What is it? Something wrong?”

Gu Jinxing shook his head. “Better safe than sorry. If there’s an ambush...”

As he spoke, he untied the rope binding Zhang Tianyu.

The moment he was free, Zhang Tianyu shot straight through the opening as though he were a moth drawn to flame, heading toward a corner of the room.

After a short wait, a series of thudding impacts came from inside.

Hu Jiayao looked at Gu Jinxing a little helplessly. “Sounds like... that guy started headbutting the wall again?”

Gu Jinxing gave a faint sigh and walked through the opening. “Let’s go in and see.”

The room was roughly the size of a medium conference room. Along the walls were rows of green breathing lights, blinking on and off like fireflies crawling over a field of grass.

Crossing the room and reaching the corner, Gu Jinxing and Hu Jiayao quickly saw Zhang Tianyu’s figure.

He was kneeling on the floor, forcefully banging his head against a row of acrylic display cases embedded in the wall.

Seeing clearly what was inside the transparent acrylic cases, Gu Jinxing and Hu Jiayao were both stunned.

“Is that... an ass?”

Hu Jiayao approached blankly, bending over to peer carefully into the case.

Inside were several pink, plump little things, packed tightly together, arranged in a neat row.

Swallowing hard, Hu Jiayao forced his voice to sound as proper as possible. “Could this be... the legendary wall butt?”

Gu Jinxing lowered his eyelids and gave his brother a speechless look. “Obviously not.”

“Oh.” Hu Jiayao was inexplicably a little disappointed. Then, after a moment, he could not help asking, “No, how are you so sure it’s not?”

Gu Jinxing glanced at the not-so-many seconds left on the settlement countdown and had no time to argue over such a pointless topic. He simply ignored the question, raised a hand, and pointed at the acrylic shell of the display case.

“Smash the case open. Be careful not to damage what’s inside.”

“Got it.”

At that, Hu Jiayao was instantly energized. He spat into his palms twice, then swung the hammer, finding an extremely tricky angle and applying just the right force.

With a sharp crash, the transparent acrylic shell of the display case shattered, but the fragments scattered to one side and did not touch the contents at all. The row of pink, rounded, full shapes was laid completely bare.

Zhang Tianyu, off to the side, immediately lunged at them like a moth to flame, but halfway there, Gu Jinxing tied him up again with the rope.

Now that the object was right in front of him, Zhang Tianyu struggled fiercely. Gu Jinxing nearly lost control and was about to call Hu Jiayao over to help when he looked up and saw that his brother was crouched beside the shattered display case, extending one finger to poke one of the little lumps.

Gu Jinxing: “...What are you doing?”

Hu Jiayao wore an expression of deep investigation. “This thing is really soft, really smooth and tender. What is it made of? Faux leather?”

Gu Jinxing: “I don’t think we have time right now—”

He had only gotten halfway through the sentence when Hu Jiayao turned his finger and jabbed between two of the lumps...

Gu Jinxing could not take it anymore and barked, “Hu Jiayao!”

“Huh?” Hu Jiayao finally withdrew his hand and turned to look at him.

Gu Jinxing’s expression was not good. “Time is almost up. What exactly are you doing?”

Hu Jiayao argued his case with perfect logic. “I’m looking for clues. Maybe what I’m poking right now is the G-spot?”

Gu Jinxing’s expression darkened further. “This room is the G-spot.”

“How do you know?”

Gu Jinxing lifted his chin and pointed at the wall beside them.

Hu Jiayao followed the direction of his point, and only then noticed that within the dense array of green breathing lights, a section without illumination formed a black letter—a capital G.

Indeed, the room they were standing in was the hidden G-spot.

“Fine...” Hu Jiayao withdrew his hand awkwardly.

Gu Jinxing ordered coldly, “No time left. Tie Zhang Tianyu properly, then take the row of things from the display case with us.”

“Huh? Oh.”

...

...

The company dormitory at the spawn point.

By the time the settlement countdown hanging in the air entered its final two minutes, Wen Nan and Yu Shujun had arrived at the door.

The moment he saw Wen Nan, Huang Yan was so moved he nearly burst into tears. He rushed forward. “Boss! You’re finally back!”

He was just about to give Wen Nan an enthusiastic hug when he caught sight of Yu Shujun following behind him and froze.

“Holy crap! Who is this character? Her looks are incredible! I could never create a face this perfect in the game even if I spent hours in the editor!”

At that, Yu Shujun’s brow furrowed slightly. She sidestepped Huang Yan and walked straight into the room.

Huang Yan stared at her retreating figure, even more incredulous, questions popping up one after another.

“No way, that’s a sword in her hand, right? And what’s skewered on it... a soul puppet? The soul puppet of that giant, giant, giant CEO? Why would she even dare to stab a soul puppet?! Is she that fierce?!”

Halfway through his sentence, Yu Shujun walked straight into the bedroom and slammed the door shut with a loud bang.

Huang Yan was dumbfounded. “Wait... isn’t this our spawn point? Why can a character enter a player’s spawn point?”

But he soon had no spare attention to care about that question.

Because Gu Jinxing and Hu Jiayao had returned right behind them.

Huang Yan turned around and, at the first glance of what Hu Jiayao was carrying in his arms, was utterly stunned.

“Damn, you, you, you... why did you bring back so many boobs?!”

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End of chapter.