Chapter 142: A Date with a Chicken?

Huh? This Isn't a Dating Sim? Mouth with three corners 2423 words 2026-03-21 11:33:55

Sun Yi smiled with great satisfaction upon hearing this, her rounded chest armor puffing up. "Easy enough, leave it to Teacher Sun!"

As she spoke, she didn't forget to run her slightly damp palms across Wen Nan’s face, adding, "I specifically chose this themed room tonight because I wanted to experience the joy of the little whip. Don't worry, Teacher Sun will definitely make you feel like you're in heaven."

"...The joy of the little whip?" Wen Nan raised an eyebrow slightly.

Thinking that the other party was inexperienced, Sun Yi asked, "You don't... know about BDSM, do you?"

As she spoke, relying on her not-so-extensive theoretical knowledge, she picked up the red rope in her hand, intending to crack the whip again, but the lingering soreness from her buttocks to her thighs made her hesitate, and she eventually lowered her hand.

Wen Nan found it somewhat amusing, but he suppressed his laughter and put on the appearance of a diligent student, though his words were full of subtle guidance: "When I walked in, I saw 'Bondage and Snake' written on the door. I seem to have heard that this is a bondage theme room?"

Sun Yi’s movements paused. She glanced guiltily at the red rope in her hand; it seemed... compared to a little whip, this rope was indeed more suitable for bondage...

"Ahem! Of course, how could Teacher Sun not understand such a simple thing?" Sun Yi wrapped the rope around her wrist and quickly changed her tune. "Teacher Sun was just testing you, so I used the wrong one on purpose. It seems Night student isn't completely ignorant. Very good, that's excellent."

Wen Nan nodded compliantly, quickly offering Teacher Sun a graceful way out. "Teacher Sun, for the next step, do you want to test me on the essence of this theme—rope art?"

"Yes, very good, Night student has learned to jump the gun." Sun Yi nodded and, following Wen Nan's lead, handed the rope directly to him. "Come, tie me up and let me see."

"Which one does Teacher Sun want to test me on? Tortoiseshell binding? Diamond binding? Chest binding?" Wen Nan asked sincerely.

Sun Yi frowned and thought for a moment. "Just the first one."

Wen Nan nodded. With a flick of his hands, the rope flew, and the task was completed in one fluid motion. Although one of his hands was inconvenient, it did not affect the proficiency of this seasoned veteran in the slightest.

By the time Sun Yi came to her senses, she found herself completely tied up...

Sun Yi stared blankly at the red ropes binding her body. "Why are you so skilled at this?"

Only then did she realize—she had tried to show off her skills in front of an expert, and now that she was on a pirate ship, it was too late to back down.

...

Thirty minutes later, Sun Yi no longer dared to call herself a teacher. Lying on the sofa, she cried out "Uncle," "Brother," and "Daddy" in a jumble, but none of it succeeded in making him stop.

Even after she shouted "Daddy," the man opposite her pulled out a black, fuzzy ring from somewhere.

"What is this... a bracelet? A hair tie?" Sun Yi asked in a hoarse voice, looking completely bewildered.

"A yellow-tier prize I won from the roulette wheel earlier."

"What is it used for?"

Wen Nan curled his lips. "You'll find out soon enough."

...

Three hours later.

Wen Nan walked out of the room.

9527: [Congratulations, the target 'the wayward girl who refuses to leave after being rescued' has reached a current completion rate of 99%.]

9527: [Congratulations to the player, you have achieved a perfect completion for this character. In future missions, you may choose to skip any plot or interactions related to this character; it will not affect the character’s completion rate or mission success. Please be advised.]

Straightening his sleeves, Wen Nan headed toward the elevator lobby, feeling refreshed.

On the way, recalling the video from the guild group earlier, he pulled up his equipment inventory, took out the Grand CEO soul doll, and turned over its leg to check.

Sure enough, without any surprise, the small wound from before had healed, leaving no trace behind.

Wen Nan was considering whether he should return to the headquarters building to inspect the scene when a character message popped up in his system—

[Little Junior Sister: The meal is all ready, just waiting for you to arrive.]

Glancing at the time, he realized that, without noticing, it was already seven in the evening.

Following the system navigation, Wen Nan soon arrived downstairs at Zhang Beibei’s home.

It was an old residential building without an elevator. After climbing to the sixth floor in one breath, Wen Nan knocked on the door.

After a moment, the door opened inward, and the little junior sister’s round face appeared behind it.

"Senior brother, you're here? Please, come in."

As she spoke, she opened the door wider and urged, "The food is on the table, come and eat while it's hot."

Walking to the table and looking at the spread of food, Wen Nan froze.

Golden, crispy-skinned chicken, milky white fish soup, roasted beef with beautiful smoke rings, and vibrant, fresh stir-fried greens...

Something was wrong.

This was far too wrong.

In this game, there was actually a character who, when claiming she could cook, was actually a good cook?

Something must have gone wrong somewhere.

Wen Nan looked suspiciously at the round-faced girl beside him.

Zhang Beibei felt uncomfortable under his gaze and asked with a smile, "Senior brother, what's wrong? Is the food not to your taste? Are there any dietary restrictions I didn't notice?"

In the system, Wen Nan silently performed a scan, and the character introduction page quickly appeared—

[Name: Zhang Beibei (Beibei)]

[Identity: The dewy, fresh-out-of-the-academy little junior sister]

[Background: Beibei attended the same college as you during your undergraduate studies...]

The background introduction hadn't changed a single word, and the star rating remained five and a half stars, with the completion rate stuck at 99%—a perfect completion.

Everything seemed fine.

Was Wen Nan just overthinking it?

Wen Nan smiled at the little junior sister. "No, I have no restrictions. I was just surprised you prepared so many dishes."

The little junior sister smiled, raised her right hand, and pulled out a chair for Wen Nan. "Then sit down and eat."

The two sat side by side. Wen Nan picked up a bowl of fragrant white rice and looked around, his gaze landing on a pile of takeout bags near the kitchen door.

Withdrawing his gaze, Wen Nan asked, "You said during the day at the office that you wanted to treat me to Bingsheng food. Is this what you bought from there?"

The little junior sister paused, then smiled and said, "Yes, Senior brother, try it and see if it tastes good."

Wrong.

When Zhang Beibei invited Wen Nan to her home during the day, she had clearly said she wanted Wen Nan to taste her cooking...

Wen Nan remained calm on the surface and nodded with a smile. "Yes, it's delicious."

9527: [Your skill, Mind Reading, has taken effect. The item 'Tears of the Soul' has been stacked for you, with a total duration of 30 minutes.]

The little junior sister placed a piece of chicken into Wen Nan’s bowl. "If you like it, Senior brother, eat more."

At the same time, a high-pitched, piercing voice rang out in Wen Nan’s mind—

'Cheep, cheep-cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep...'

Wen Nan: (.)??

The little junior sister's true form... is a chicken?